Oh Yeah? What Do You Do Again?
posted by: Lackey
Really? You went to Med-school? Does that mean…yeah, uh..yeah. So you’re a doctor? No… cause it wasn’t clear… I mean, I didn’t catch on to the fact that you were a doctor. What? You say you’ve made allusions to your profession 8 times during our 3 minute conversation? Sorry bud, must have missed them. What do you do again? Oh yeah! Sorry! So did you become a doctor for any other reason than to talk about the fact that you’re a doctor? What? To HELP people? To help people remember you’re a doctor? I see. Do you also tell everyone that you know how much you’ve donated to Haiti? Cause we NEED to know that. We need to be reminded that you’re awesome, wouldn’t want us forgetting that. Hey how about some unsolicited medical advice in your Facebook status line. YEAH!! That’s what we need, free Facebook MD. How much did you give to Haiti again? WOW! You’re really fucking generous…is that cause you’re uh…ahhhhh…uh….damn, what is it you do again? Doctor? Oh yeah! You’re pretty much a saviour of man then. I’m really in awe of those 10 months you spent digging wells in Africa! What? That wasn’t you? Oh yeah you’re the doctor, sorry. Well it’s great that you give your time to help inner-city kids learn to read! Not you either? So what is it you do again? Oh yeah I remember now Glorified Mechanic! All hail the stethoscope wielding messiah!
Fuck You. Everyone who works contributes to society; in fact, the REAL heroes are the courageous sorts who do all the menial, repetitive, labour heavy jobs. THEY make the world go round and you don’t hear them gloating about which community college they dropped out of. If you’re a doctor, awesome. Good for you. Remember that you’re not smarter than anyone else and there isn’t any fucking need to feel better about yourself just cause you studied medicine. Stop making up for the short comings in your life by flaunting your profession. My sincere apologies to all the level-headed humble doctors out there. But to you shameless braggarts: Eat a dick. STAT.
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